A man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios
Another night of emerg call. Poly trauma. Young male. Involved multiple motor vehicles.
Patient rushed to trauma room, c-spine put into place, IVs running.
Primary survey, done. Secondary survey done. Determined stable enough for CT.
Scan reveals several C-spine and L-spine fractures but nothing indicating a surgical laprotomy.
He’s brought out of the radiology room back into the trauma bay. The residents leave to report back to their attendings. A few minutes later a nurse catches him almost falling out of his bed.
He had grabbed his phone and was trying to position himself to take a selfie. It involved loosening up his c-spine collars.
I mean, it’s an unstable multiple cervical burst fractures but you know, priorities.
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