Bait and Switch

A man is least himself when he talks in his own person.

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31 8月, 2014に投稿
rowayaruからリブログ  出典 japotecture

woefulbadger2:

chikaderp:

wildunicornherd:

thinksquad:

Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.
It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.
Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!

NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.
SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.

the structure or energy of the water

what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice

the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about

Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:

Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.

it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it

…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.
(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)

Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.

I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.

This movement causes friction

That’s not what friction is.

It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.

Let’s take these one at a time.
Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)
Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.

things that are not found in nature

What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.
Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.
LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.

This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing.

We need to stand up to bad science l, it is literally destroying the planet.

31 8月, 2014に投稿
nattylickarooからリブログ  出典 thinksquad

31 8月, 2014に投稿
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whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

検索タグ #everyday is caturday  

31 8月, 2014に投稿
randomfactoryからリブログ  出典 nofuturept3

trashcan-fire:

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

can we bring this back

31 8月, 2014に投稿
eclecticdragonからリブログ  出典 deanobanion

denchgang:

never skip leg day

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31 8月, 2014に投稿
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31 8月, 2014に投稿
maniactvhackersからリブログ  出典 ruinsofdecay

Toonami Summary: SNK Marathon edition plus one Dandy edition

  • Space Dancy, I mean Dandy, was full of lies and dancing and 80’s throwbacks and more lies. Planet Grease is Planet Grease even after the universe ceases to exist and is remade.
  • SnK begins brutally, with a message to you, 2,000 years in the future. The message is that everyone will die screaming and no one was spared, not even the children anime moms
  • Humanity still perishing, but now from not having enough food as well as as being eaten. Shonen protag aspirations and yelling continue to grow
  • Eren joins the military and hits his head. This improves his yelling problem but not his inflated sense of shonen protagonitis. Mikasa is happy.
  • Everything is becoming a blur as the military has already been joined for a while and Sasha doesn’t steal any food until the end of the episode. Hey guys wouldn’t it be shitty if some colossal titan kicked a hole in this wall?
  • Things are further reduced to a blur as the Battle for Trost begins. Sasha never gets to eat her stolen goods. Everyone dies. Okay, just the protagonist.
  • Battle for flashback time: The making of a tiny psycho. Eren and Mikasa kill 3 grown men for a good reason before their balls have even dropped. Scarf.
  • The Battle for Mikasa continues. Mikasa is sad/angry about Eren being eaten. Acts accordingly until being gently told by Armin. Is witness to the manifestation of humanity’s rage.
  • Mikasa witnesses the manifestation of humanity’s rage. He helps them get rid of the Jehovah witness titans. Armin has a plan. Mikasa cries.
  • Eren was titan then Eren was not titan, but this was all after Eren was in titan. His compatriots are understandably confused and frightened.
  • Eren can totally explain his ability to turn into titan at will in addition to his violent tendencies. Really, he can. Armin saves their saves by sounding like a majestic fucking eagle.
  • It has been decided that Eren can help. He tries. Ian attempts to get out of being in charge and fails. Mikasa gets hit without having talked any shit beforehand.
  • Eren hallucinates a warm blankie instead of moving the rock like he was supposed to. Tries to hit Mikasa. Is stabbed by Armin. No more warm blankie.

The Caps

Eren standing in place and screaming has been tonight’s theme

Reiner hurt himself trying to twerk.

>But the plan!

FUCK THE PLAN! CONVINCE EREN HE’S NOT AT HOME WRAPPED IN A BLANKIE

検索タグ #toonami  #Shingeki no Kyojin  

31 8月, 2014に投稿

Eren did you not have school when you were younger or did you Mikasa and Armin just get into fights all day

>This is madness

No.

This

is

Sparta Trost!

No wait you’re right this is madness my mistake.

See Ian, there’s a reason you’re in charge

検索タグ #toonami  #Shingeki no Kyojin  

31 8月, 2014に投稿

I’m calling this the Marco talks episode

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31 8月, 2014に投稿

>Plan is to lift rock

>Stands in front of rock and screams

Good job

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31 8月, 2014に投稿



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