Bait and Switch

A man is least himself when he talks in his own person.

calumnw:

In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile. 

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car responds by saying “Right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. Not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. Smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.

In Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. A CAr is riding in another car. They make reference to the Popemobile. “Is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “Well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. This means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. Also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “Fossil fuel. As in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

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mrlinuxからリブログ  出典 infermon

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

検索タグ #why i am laugghing  

24 4月, 2014に投稿
randomfactoryからリブログ  出典 moraniarty

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maniactvhackersからリブログ  出典 mouzeron

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barfgalaxyからリブログ  出典 nyotaku

wilwheaton:

BUTTS

検索タグ #once more with feeling  

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wilwheatonからリブログ  出典 adulthoodisokay

検索タグ #I think I hurt something laughing  

23 4月, 2014に投稿
jumameからリブログ  出典 nentindo

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mindchemistryからリブログ  

23 4月, 2014に投稿
jumameからリブログ  出典 ediebrit

検索タグ #you can  #damn  

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mindchemistryからリブログ  出典 niehaus-vause

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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23 4月, 2014に投稿
jumameからリブログ  出典 nyehs

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

23 4月, 2014に投稿
nattylickarooからリブログ  出典 realniggaannouncements

検索タグ #no really  

23 4月, 2014に投稿
hirano-motherfucking-kohtaからリブログ  出典 emt-monster

I cannot in good conscience recommend reading ASOIAF while the LOTR soundtrack is playing in the background.

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

検索タグ #fuck spotify though for real  

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hirano-motherfucking-kohtaからリブログ  出典 lindseybluth

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barfgalaxyからリブログ  出典 utsuhooo



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